Dr Dork has been acquainted with the Dog for more years than he would care to remember.
This year, the Dog has been rather troublesome.
Rather troublesome indeed.
The reacquaintance, at close range, with this rabid rotty has had more than a little to do with the absence of the Dork in recent months.
It’s been years since the Dog misbehaved like this..
No tugging on the leash.
No chewing the couch.
No howling at the moon.
No mauling Dr Dork.
Though the Dog is a faithful companion, in his way, and has his own lessons to teach, he is not welcome company.
Breathe. Keep Breathing.
Don't lose your nerve.
Radiohead - Exit Music