Friday, April 13, 2007
The Magick of Iridology
Mr Odd : My back feels completely fine. But I still see the chiropractor every 3 weeks, of course.
Dr Dork: Of course. Do the wrists give you much trouble after the operations ?
Mr O: None at all, doc.
Dr D: Great! Good for you. How has the drinking been going ?
Mr O : I drink a bottle and a half each night, but I took out the unhealthy stuff from the mix.
Dr D: Meaning...?
Mr O: I saw my iridologist just after the operations. He told me to cut down on the Coca-Cola.
Now I mix my bourbon with ice-water.
Only smoke light cigarettes as well.
Dr D: OK. *takes a sip from diet cola*
Mr O: The phosphates in that will kill you, you know...
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